Canada Wide Forecast - January 9, 2013

Canada Wide Forecast - January 9, 2013

Storified by the Long John Index· Wed, Jan 09 2013 05:55:07

Good Morning Bonjour Canada! Your Long John Index Forecast is coming up right after this morning workout #scampertoclosesttimmiesthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in #yeg is a 1 this morning, and should be a 1 all day with a chance of a POLAR BEAR ALERT! First snow in forever! #daysthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Calgary is a 2 this morning, and will be an NA today. Enjoy it, as the temp is going to Plum-et tomorow! -16 for a high!the Long John Index

Fort McMurray and Grande Prairie with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning. Fort Mac will be a 3, GP 1. POLAR BEAR ALERT for both!the Long John Index

Red Deer with a #longjohnindex of 2 this morning, but will just baaaarrely be a 1 today. Will be a little sunny too! #tropicalreddeerthe Long John Index

Prince George with a #longjohnindex of 1 this morning, and all day, with a POLAR BEAR ALERT all day as well! #guardyoursnacksthe Long John Index

Over in Watermelon Hat Country, Regina and Saskatoon with almost identical forecasts: #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, will warm to a 1!the Long John Index

Winnipeg with a #longjohnindex of 1 this morning, and all day, although, the temp will drop by ONE EARTH SHATTERING DEGREE #minus4to5the Long John Index

THE EAST: Going to be pretty fair East of Manitoba today. Thunder Bay and Sudbury will have a #longjohnindex of 1, but thats it for Ontario!the Long John Index

No #longjohnindex for Quebec Today, But St. John's, Charlottetown, Sydney and Fredericton will have be a 1!the Long John Index

THE NORTH: Iqaluit and Inuvik will have a #longjohnindex of 4 today, Whitehorse a 3, Yellowknife a 5!! Alert, Top of Canada, will be a 4.the Long John Index