Canada Wide Forecast - February 5, 2013

Canada Wide Forecast - February 5, 2013

Storified by the Long John Index· Tue, Feb 05 2013 06:19:33

Good Morning Bonjour Canada! Your Long John Index Forecast is coming up right after we finish this Groundhog day paperwork!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex for the Home Office in Edmonton is a 2 this morning, & will warm to a 1 today! Winter is sort of back! Will be sunny too!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Calgary is a 1 this morning, but will warm to an NA today. Moooar melty slushyness for Calgary! #rubberbootindexthe Long John Index

Fort McMurray is reaching 'good ol reliable' status! #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index

Winter buddies Grande Prairie and Red Deer! Both with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, will warm to a 1 with a POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index

POLAR BEAR ALERT In Prince George BC all day today! #longjohnindex of 1 to start but it will warm to an NA! SLUSH BEARS!!!the Long John Index

Both Regina and Saskatoon with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, will warm to a 1! POLAR BEAR ALERT for both as well! #winterbuddiesthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Good Ol Reliable Winnipeg is a 4 this morning, and will warm to a 3 today! Should be sunny too! #sunglassesandlongjohnsthe Long John Index

ONTARIO n' QUEBEC! #longjohnindex in Thunder Bay will be a 3 today! Ditto for Timmins, though they are starting with a #longjohnindex of 5!the Long John Index

POLAR BEAR ALERT and a #longjohnindex of 3 for Sudbury today. Barrie will be a 1!the Long John Index

Watch out Toronto! you will have a #longjohnindex of 1 today and POLAR BEAR ALERT! Guard your 9 Dollar Latte and Carrot Muffins!the Long John Index

Ottawa, which almost spelled with 3 "t's" will have a #longjohnindex of 2 today! MAAAYBE a 3! No snow, but will be cloudyish!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Montreal and Quebec City will be a sunny sunny 3 today! Put on your cool dude classes #allthecoolpeopleinquebectodaythe Long John Index

A Mitten High Fives to @infomorning @daybreakcbc . #longjohnindex in Halifax is a 3 this morning & will be a 1 today with a POLAR BEAR ALERTthe Long John Index

ATLANTIC! #longjohnindex in Fredericton will be a 3 today, Halifax a 1, Sydney a 2, Charlottetown a 3, St. John's a 1!the Long John Index

THE NORTH! Iqaluit, Yellowknife and Inuvik with a #longjohnindex of 4 this morning, Whitehorse a 1! Alert, Top of Canada will be a 5the Long John Index

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