Well something must have snapped in their brains, OR they got locked out of the executive washrooms, because, and this is confirmed, WE ARE INVESTIGATING THE POSSIBILITY OF MAYBE SORT OF IT COULD HAPPEN SELL LONG JOHN INDEX LONG JOHNS! Guaranteed to keep you warm and toasty to Long John Index of 5 and beyond!
As part of this investigating, We're conducting a bit of market research, to see if this idea would even fly. There are no guarantees here, but if you are interested, by all means, feel free to share your thoughts! They are greatly appreciated