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Canada Wide Forecast - November 28 2013

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All in all pretty nice across the Dominon today, except for Grande Prairie where they have freezing rain, which isn't fun for anyone! Especially the Moose, as they have NO traction on icy roads. Calgary will be positively balmy at +8, While Edmonton enjoys a bit of fog. Still some snow throughout Ontario, Some wind in Quebec, which leads to a Windy and Rainy Maritimes. You may need a towel ( well actually you should always carry a towel).

Your Long John Index, based on Daytime Highs

Vancouver, Calgary - NA
Edmonton, Fort McMurray, Red Deer, Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnpeg, Thunder Bay - 3
Sudbury, Timmins, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, St. Johns - NA
Yellowknife, Iqaluit, Inuvik -3 
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

Canada Wide Forecast - February 15, 2013

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Is Winter creeping back across the Dominion? Temperatures Dropping in Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario! Looks to be a pretty nice little snow storm headed to Sudbury! Still Balmy in Alberta, where Calgary will hit +8 Degrees, prompting many to ask 'Ey Calgary? Whats the rush? The sooner you get to spring, the sooner Winter will be back again! RELAX!'. Also, Freezing Rain here at the Headquarters in Edmonton, which means you may see many Mooses Sliding around, as they have ZERO Traction in freezing rain. Its True! SLIDING MOOSE ALERT!

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer, Grande Prairie - NA
Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay, Timmins, Sudbury - 3
Toronto, Ottawa - 1
Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Sydney, Charlottetown - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit, Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - NA
Inuvik - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

REMINDER: It's Family Day in Alberta this Monday, so we have the day off! Time to hang out with Families, Sleep in and Watch Cartoonz! Huzzah!