All in all pretty nice across the Dominon today, except for Grande Prairie where they have freezing rain, which isn't fun for anyone! Especially the Moose, as they have NO traction on icy roads. Calgary will be positively balmy at +8, While Edmonton enjoys a bit of fog. Still some snow throughout Ontario, Some wind in Quebec, which leads to a Windy and Rainy Maritimes. You may need a towel ( well actually you should always carry a towel).

Your Long John Index, based on Daytime Highs

Vancouver, Calgary - NA
Edmonton, Fort McMurray, Red Deer, Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnpeg, Thunder Bay - 3
Sudbury, Timmins, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, St. Johns - NA
Yellowknife, Iqaluit, Inuvik -3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

Canada Wide Forecast - February 15, 2013

February 15, 2013Long John IndexComment

Is Winter creeping back across the Dominion? Temperatures Dropping in Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario! Looks to be a pretty nice little snow storm headed to Sudbury! Still Balmy in Alberta, where Calgary will hit +8 Degrees, prompting many to ask 'Ey Calgary? Whats the rush? The sooner you get to spring, the sooner Winter will be back again! RELAX!'. Also, Freezing Rain here at the Headquarters in Edmonton, which means you may see many Mooses Sliding around, as they have ZERO Traction in freezing rain. Its True! SLIDING MOOSE ALERT!

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer, Grande Prairie - NA
Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay, Timmins, Sudbury - 3
Toronto, Ottawa - 1
Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Sydney, Charlottetown - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit, Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - NA
Inuvik - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

REMINDER: It's Family Day in Alberta this Monday, so we have the day off! Time to hang out with Families, Sleep in and Watch Cartoonz! Huzzah!

Canada Wide Forecast - January 29, 2013

January 29, 2013Long John IndexComment

Canada Wide Forecast and All Request Index - January 11, 2013

January 11, 2013Long John IndexComment

How the 'Long John Index' Works

Disclaimer: The Long John Index is a 'not-scientific-whatsoever' method of measuring when, and if, one should be wearing a pair of thermal long underwear, known more commonly in the Dominion of Canada as 'Long Johns”. It is used for entertainment and gambling purposes, and should not be confused with your preferred weather service.

The Index runs on a scale from 1 to 5; 1 being the lowest, and 5 being the highest, and starts at the Freezing/Melting point of 0 Degrees Celsius ( or 32 Degrees Fahrenheit). The simplest way to understand the Long John Index, is as the temperature drops, the Long John Index goes up, and subsequently, the time you should be spending outside without wearing Long Johns decreases. You can learn more here

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