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Canada Wide Forecast - December 5, 2013

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Your Long John Index Forecast! Dec 5 2013

OHHHH DOCTAH! If warm air rises, than the eastern part of canada is waaaaaay higher than the west! No Long John Index for anyone east of Thunder Bay, but WOW do those temperatures plunge as you move westward! Saskatoon was a 5 this morning! Alberta is a 4! Heck even Vancouver will be a 1 today!  Luckily the snow has tapered off, but there are still some snowy pockets, out west and into Ontario, which will also enjoy some freezing rain. And by enjoy we mean not at all.


Long John Index Forecast for Canada's Majorish Cities: Based on Daytime High
Vancouver 1      
Kamloops 3      
Prince George 3      
Edmonton 4      
Calgary 4      
Red Deer 4      
Fort McMurray 4      
Grande Prairie 4      
Lethbridge 4      
Saskatoon 4      
Regina 4      
Winnipeg 3      
Thunder Bay 1      
Sudbury NA      
Timmins NA      
Toronto NA      
Kingston NA      
Ottawa NA      
Montreal NA      
Quebec City NA      
Halifax NA      
Fredericton NA      
Charlottetown NA      
St. John's NA      
Yellowknife 3      
Whitehorse 3      
Iqaluit 3      
Inuvik 3      
Alert, Top of Canada 4      


Canada Wide Forecast - November 14, 2013

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Hmmmm Well for everyone south of 60, Winter seems to be taking a break, as NO one has a daytime Long John Index of anything! However, much of Canada will need some sort of umbrella/shovel combo, as it is either Wet or Snow or in some cases both, for a whole whack of cities! Only Saskatoon and St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador, MILE NUMBER 1, has the guts to enjoy some Winter today!

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer, Fort McMurray, Fort McMurray - NA
Saskatoon - 1
Winnipeg, Thunder Bay, Sudbury, Timmins, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, NA
St. John's, Inuvik, Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 1
Inuvik - 3
Alert, Top of Canada - 4


A Reminder tomorrow is the ALL REQUEST INDEX! Leave your hometown in the comments below and we will add it to the Canada Wide Forecast tomorrow!


Long John Index Stats: Is Saskatoon always Colder than Regina?

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Earlier this year, we were approached by one of our biggest boosters, Dr. Alex ( @thelabandfield) about doing a little bit of background work, and taking a look at the Long John Index as advanced statistics! Seeing as how all the interns are rudimentary computer nerds, and not barely qualified to spell 'statistics' we were excited to see what could be found once you started 'crunching the numbers' so to speak.
The first thing that Dr. Alex suggested, was to see whether one of our favorite Long John Index-isms, that 'Saskatoon is always colder than Regina' is true or not! Could it be True, or are we just making things up?
Take it away, Dr. Alex!
"First, a quick stats backgrounder.  The Long John Index is a kind of data called "ordinal integer data"; that is, a LJI of 2 is not necessarily twice as much as 1, and there's no LJI of 1.72 (whole numbers FTW!).  We can compare these two datasets using a Wilcoxon Test, which looks for differences in the medians (basically the "average" for this kind of data).  I then looked at the probability that any differences between the two datasets was the result of chance alone (the "p-value"); anything with p < 0.05 is generally considered to indicate a real difference that's not due to chance (i.e., 95% of the time [this is the "19 times out of 20" we hear in political polls], the difference we see is caused by something other than random chance).  Make sense?

To test whether Saskatoon was colder than Regina, I used the 134 days of combined 2011-12 (n=97) and 2012-13 (n=37) Long John Index observations.

At a first glance, there didn't appear to be any difference between the two cities:  p = 0.49 (so there was a 50/50 chance any pattern was due to chance / random noise).  But when I plotted the data (see the graph "saskatoon-regina.png"), it looked like Saskatoon could indeed be colder.  So I did what's called a "paired test", which looks at the observations from the two cities on any given day, and compares them (rather than across the whole winter).  Doing this, we see that Saskatoon IS colder than Regina (p = 0.007; i.e., a 99.3% probability that there's a pattern not due to chance).

This became quite evident when I looked at the differences in Long John Indices between the two cities (i.e., the LJI of Saskatoon minus that of Regina).  Values > 0 mean it's colder in Saskatoon, and values < 0 mean Regina is colder.  Of the 134 observations, the cities had the same LJI 111 times (83% of the time).  
BUT! When the cities don't have the same LJI, Saskatoon is one point higher than Regina 11 times, and two points higher 4 times (15/134 = 11%), while Regina is only ever colder than Saskatoon 4 times (3% of the time, and only by 1 index point).  See "yxe-yqr differences.png".

So there we have it - scientific proof that Saskatoon is colder than Regina."
Amazing!!! We'll be partnering with Dr. Alex all winter, and posting at least 1 'Long John Index Stats' post every month! If you have any ideas for stats or Data you'd like to see, leave it in the comments below! Also, you can follow Dr. Alex on Twitter at


Canada Wide Forecast - January 17, 2012

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That clicking sound you hear are western canadians furously searching for online travel deals, as temperatures PLUMMET Kamloops to Winnipeg! Edmonton, Calgary, Saskatoon and Regina woke up to Long John Indexes of 5, which won't make ANYONE Happy. The good news is, that the Prairies have reached 'The Acceptable Workplace Toque Hair Limit', so feel free to share your toque hair with pride today! The cold tapes off as you move east though, and it will fairly mild in Ontario, Quebec and Atlantic Canada! Lots of Polar Bear Alerts Everywhere today too!

Vancouver - NA
Kamloops - 3
Edmonton, Red Deer, Banff, Calgary, Saskatoon, Regina, Winnipeg - 4
Thunder (Danger) Bay - 3
Sudbury - 1
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Halifax, Charlottetown, Green Gables, Fredericton - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit - 5
Inuvik, Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5