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Canada Wide Forecast - November 26 2013

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Ah the roller coaster that is Canadian weather continues today! Over in Alberta it's going to be darn near spring, with most cities above the freezing mark! Calgary will hit a high of +10, which means those jerks at the UV Index might actually have to work in November! Meanwhile, they celebrate their football in Saskatchewan, but not the Cold, with a Long John Index around 3! Steady as she goes in Winnipeg, and then everything from Thunder Bay to Charlottetown will be covered in snow, so watch out for Polar Bears Today!

 

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer - NA
Fort McMurray -  1
Saskatoon -  2
Regina - 3
Winnipeg - 2
Thunder Bay - 1
Sudbury - NA
Timmins - 1 
Toronto, Kingston, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Charlottetown, Fredericton, Halifax, St. Johns - NA
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 4
Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 4 

Canada Wide Forecast - November 8th, 2013

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Well it's stopped being ridiculously cold in Red Deer, and all and all its a pretty even day across the dominion today! Lots of snow though, as the Polar Bears March from Prince George right through to Ottawa! Some Rain in there too, so either way, its a soggy sloppy day in Canada! 

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Edmonton, Calgary, Fort McMurray, Red Deer - 1
Saskatoon, Regina, Winnipeg, Thunder Bay, Sudbury - NA
Timmins - 1
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, St. John's - NA
Yellowknife, Inuvik, Iqaluit - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 4  

Canada Wide Forecast - November 28, 2012

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And We're Back! Much of the Dominion is under the threat of SNOW today! The Dry stuff in Alberta, the Wet Soggy stuff in the East and the Atlantic! Only Saskatchewan and Manitoba are spared from this SNOWNADO Threat, at least for today. 

Here are the Long John Index Forecasts for all of Canada's most important Cities....meaning, they have a) the most stop lights and b) the Most Timmies'

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Prince George - 1
Edmonton, Grande Prairie, Red Deer - 3
Fort McMurray - 4
Calgary - 1
Saskatoon - 3
Regina - 2
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay - 1
Sudbury - 2
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, St. John's, Charlottetown - 0
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 3
Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 4

Canada Wide Forecast - February 27, 2012

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Everyday We're Shovellin! The same snownado that hit Alberta is crawling it's way east, and will sure to pummel Quebec, Bits of Ontario, and bits of the Maritimes! There will also be some genuinely cold temperatures out west for most of the week; yes friends you may actually experience WINTER for a day or 4! Long Johns at the Ready!

Vancouver, Kamlooped - NA
Edmonton, Calgary, Banff - 1
Saskatoon - 3
Regina - 2
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder (Danger) Bay - 1
Sudbury, Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, St. John's - 1
Iqaluit - 5
Inuvik - 4
Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 4 

Canada Wide Forecast - December 6, 2011

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You know its a wierd day for weather in Canada when it's colder in Kamloops than it is in Edmonton! Slightly warm day in the prairies until it PLUNGES into the cold for a couple days, but hark! Look! Its Chilly out east today too! Long John Index's for Quebec and allllmost for southern Ontario! Huzzah! The Cold settles into the north as well

Vancouver - NA
Kamlooped - 1
Edmonton, Calgary, Saskatoon, Regina, Winnerpeg - NA
Banff, Fort McMurray NFLD, Thunder (Danger) Bay, Sudbury, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Toronto, Ottawa, Fredericton, Green Gables, Truro, Halifax, St. John's - NA
Iqaluit, Inuvik, Whitehorse - 3
Yellowknife - 2
Alert, Top of Canada - 4