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Canada Wide Forecast - January 17, 2012

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That clicking sound you hear are western canadians furously searching for online travel deals, as temperatures PLUMMET Kamloops to Winnipeg! Edmonton, Calgary, Saskatoon and Regina woke up to Long John Indexes of 5, which won't make ANYONE Happy. The good news is, that the Prairies have reached 'The Acceptable Workplace Toque Hair Limit', so feel free to share your toque hair with pride today! The cold tapes off as you move east though, and it will fairly mild in Ontario, Quebec and Atlantic Canada! Lots of Polar Bear Alerts Everywhere today too!

Vancouver - NA
Kamloops - 3
Edmonton, Red Deer, Banff, Calgary, Saskatoon, Regina, Winnipeg - 4
Thunder (Danger) Bay - 3
Sudbury - 1
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Halifax, Charlottetown, Green Gables, Fredericton - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit - 5
Inuvik, Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5


Canada Wide Forecast - January 16, 2012

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Welcome to the 2012 Winter Season everybody! The temperature fell faster than Bre-X Stock over the weekend on the prairies! No more mild winter in Alberta, and Saskatchewan, at least not for this week! Edmonton will be planted right smack in the middle of a Long John Index of 4 all week. Ditto for Calgary. Should be some snow scattered in there as well. Will be cold out East as well, but the winter bragging rights will truly belong out west! Grab your Long Johns everybody!

Vancouver - NA
Kamlooped - 2
Edmonton, Calgary, Fort McMurray NFLD, Saskatoon, Regina - 4
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder (Danger) Bay, Sudbury - 1
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal - 1
Quebec City - 3
Fredericton - 2
Halifax, Charlelottetown, Green Gables - 1
St. John's - 2
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 4
Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 5
Alert, Top of Canada - 4