The Long John Index Service of Canada

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Long Range Long Johns - Canada Wide Forcast Dec 8, 2010

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Here are the Long John Indexes for Canada's Major Cities. Yes, Even Regina

Victoria B.C. - Pffft. N/A
Vancouver B.C. - N/A
Prince George B.C. - N/A
Saddletown, AB - N/A?? Bloody Shinooks
Edmonton, AB- 2 (Moderate)
Saskatoon, SK - N/A. Really??
Regina, SK - 1 (Wimpy)
Winterpeg, MB - 3 ( High)
Thunder ( Aka, Danger) Bay, ON - 3 ( High)
*Toronto, ON - 1 ( Wimpy )
Ottawa, ON - 1 (Wimpy)
Montreal, QC - 1 ( Le Wimpy)
Quebec City, QC - ( Le Wimpy)
Fredericton, NB - 1 ( Wimpy)
Halifax, NS - N/A
Charlottetown, PEI - N/A
St. Johns, NFLD & LAB - N/A B'ye
Whitehorse, YK - 3 ( High)
Yellowknife, NWT - 3 (High)
Iqaluit, NT - 1 (Wimpy) Didnt see that one coming

* At a Long John Index rating of 2, the Canadian Armed Forces are brought in to protect the Torontos