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Canada Wide Forecast - November 26 2013

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Ah the roller coaster that is Canadian weather continues today! Over in Alberta it's going to be darn near spring, with most cities above the freezing mark! Calgary will hit a high of +10, which means those jerks at the UV Index might actually have to work in November! Meanwhile, they celebrate their football in Saskatchewan, but not the Cold, with a Long John Index around 3! Steady as she goes in Winnipeg, and then everything from Thunder Bay to Charlottetown will be covered in snow, so watch out for Polar Bears Today!

 

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer - NA
Fort McMurray -  1
Saskatoon -  2
Regina - 3
Winnipeg - 2
Thunder Bay - 1
Sudbury - NA
Timmins - 1 
Toronto, Kingston, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Charlottetown, Fredericton, Halifax, St. Johns - NA
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 4
Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 4 

Canada Wide Forecast - December 18, 2012

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Looks like a pretty fair day accross the Dominion today! No outlandishly cold temperatures, Except for Grande Prairie, which is normally outlandishly cold. Lots of Snow on its way to Quebec, so watch out for Polar Bears ( Alerte d'Ours Polaire!) , while it is still balmy in Toronto. Note for anyone in Southern Ontario, if you need some snow, Alberta/Saskatchewan has lots, so we can send some.

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Edmonton, Red Deer, Grande Prairie, Fort McMurray - 3
Calgary, Regina - 1
Saskatoon - 3
Winnipeg, Thunder Bay, Sudbury - 1
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Fredericton, Charlottetown - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit - 3
Whitehorse, Yellowknife, Inuvik - 4
Alert, top of Canada - 4 

 

Canada Wide Forecast - November 28, 2012

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And We're Back! Much of the Dominion is under the threat of SNOW today! The Dry stuff in Alberta, the Wet Soggy stuff in the East and the Atlantic! Only Saskatchewan and Manitoba are spared from this SNOWNADO Threat, at least for today. 

Here are the Long John Index Forecasts for all of Canada's most important Cities....meaning, they have a) the most stop lights and b) the Most Timmies'

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Prince George - 1
Edmonton, Grande Prairie, Red Deer - 3
Fort McMurray - 4
Calgary - 1
Saskatoon - 3
Regina - 2
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay - 1
Sudbury - 2
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, St. John's, Charlottetown - 0
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 3
Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 4

Canada Wide Forecast - March 1, 2012

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Happy March Day Canada! March rolls in like POLAR BEAR today, with Snow across the Prairies, Eastern Ontario, Quebec, and the North. Temperatures on the whole aren't too bad, except for Inuvik, where it is -40 this morning, and a suprising cold snap in St. John's! They will have a Long John Index of 3 today!

Vancouver, Kamlooped - NA
Edmonton - 2
Caglary, Banff , Saskatoon, Regina, Winnipeg, Thunder (Danger) Bay, Sudbury - 1
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown - 1
St. John's - 3
Inuvik - 5 !!!!
Iqaluit - 4
Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 5