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The Long John Index Service of Canada

Keeping Canadians Warm and Entertained since Mid to late October

Long John Index Weather Map - March 14, 2017

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Long John Index Weather Map - March 15, 2017

Long John Index Weather Map - March 13, 2017

How the 'Long John Index' Works

Disclaimer: The Long John Index is a 'not-scientific-whatsoever' method of measuring when, and if, one should be wearing a pair of thermal long underwear, known more commonly in the Dominion of Canada as 'Long Johns”. It is used for entertainment and gambling purposes, and should not be confused with your preferred weather service.

The Index runs on a scale from 1 to 5; 1 being the lowest, and 5 being the highest, and starts at the Freezing/Melting point of 0 Degrees Celsius ( or 32 Degrees Fahrenheit). The simplest way to understand the Long John Index, is as the temperature drops, the Long John Index goes up, and subsequently, the time you should be spending outside without wearing Long Johns decreases. You can learn more here

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Long John Index Weather Map AND THANK YOU - March 17, 2017

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Long John Index Weather Map - March 16, 2017

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Long John Index Weather Map - March 15, 2017

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Long John Index Weather Map - March 14, 2017

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the Long John Index

Whoa Hey everyone in Alberta has a #longjohnindex of 1 BUT you can all relax it will warm up. Flaps down on your stylish hats Buddies!
about 2 weeks ago
the Long John Index

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL! We’ve defeated summer yet again! Nice work team #seeyouinhecksunblock
about 4 weeks ago
the Long John Index

RT @GlobalEdmonton: In photos: Massive snowfall in Jasper National Park leaves Marmot Basin a winter wonderland https://t.co/YP98EnWd3a
about 4 weeks ago
the Long John Index

OOH good feedback! We may also do mugs. Apparently coffee is popular? #whoknew https://t.co/fqaRJ9kUNe
about 4 weeks ago
the Long John Index

Years back we sold some Long John Index Hoddies and an Intern suggested we sell them again. YEAH RIGHT WHO BUYS SWEATERS IN SEPTEMBER LOL
about 4 weeks ago

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