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Canada Wide Forecast - February 19, 2013

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Canada Wide Forecast - February 19, 2013

Storified by the Long John Index· Tue, Feb 19 2013 06:46:52

Good Morning Bonjour Canada! Your Long John Index Forecast is coming up right after our eye glasses defog #cantsee #whatarewetypingjadsnn3!the Long John Index
#longjohnindex for the home office in Edmonton is a 3 this morning and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Feb Yo Yo continues! #oythe Long John Index
#longjohnindex in Calgary is a 2 this morning, and will warm to a 1 with rain, and freezing rain and snow and LOTS of other neat thingsthe Long John Index
Fort McMurray with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Better now than in April!the Long John Index
#longjohnindex in Grande Prairie is a 2 this morning, Red Deer a 3! Both will have a #longjohnindex of 1 today with a POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index
Great Deifenbaker! #longjohnindex in Saskatoon and Regina is a 4 this morning, and will be a 4 all day! #frozensaskatchewanpiratesthe Long John Index
#longjohnindex in Good Ol Reliable Winnipeg is a 4 this morning, and will be a 4 all day. Still not too cold for Slurpeesthe Long John Index
Ontario n Quebec! Thunder Bay will have a #longjohnindex of 3 today! Timmins will be a 1 with a MOUNTAIN OF SNOW #somanypolarbearsthe Long John Index
#longjohnindex in Sudbury will be an NA, yet there is a gigantic snownado on the way! POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index
Snow in most of Ontario means RAIN for Toronto! No #longjohnindex for you. Just get your umbrella #ella #ella #ay #ay #aythe Long John Index
Ottawa with a #longjohnindex of 1 and a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Such a nice Winter day! #bookstriptomexicothe Long John Index
#longjohnindex of 1 in Montreal and Quebec today! No Snow, No Problem #exceptfothefreezingpartthe Long John Index
ATLANTIC: No #longjohnindex for Fredericton or Halifax, but Charlottetown, Sydney and St. John's will be a 1!the Long John Index
THE NORTH! Iqaluit and Inuvik will have a #longjohnindex of 4 today, Whitehorse a 1, Yellowknife a 3! Alert, Top of Canada will be 5!the Long John Index