So over the summer, we upgraded some of our hardware, from rotary cellphones to these spiffy giant touchscreen "battery life is as long as a licorice" phones. The good news about these new phones, is it will allow us to post various nonsense from wherever we can access the Internet! Plus it will act as a backup should our office Internet goes out (which happened last year. Doing the Long John Index via Telegraph is not fun kids).
So hopefully these new phone things will make it easier to post more imitation weather data, for your enjoyfulment.
The Staff and lowly interns,
Long John Index Service of Canada