Hello Canada! Due to an unscripted unrehearsed internet failure Thursday morning, we weren't able to access the Long John Index blog. We WERE Able to access the twitter feed from a smartphone, but that was all.
We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused. We realize that, shockingly, some of you USE us for ACTUAL weather information. We feel bad for letting you all down. Rest assured we've taken steps to make sure we can still deliver your Long John Forecasts, regardless of whether the internet cables are frozen.
Thank You Merci for your patience, and Keep Warm,
The Staff and Lowly Interns at the Long John Index Service of Canada.