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Canada Wide Forecast - November 18, 2011

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Well the good news is we here at the Home Office in Edmonton, survived yesterday's Snownado. The bad news is we had so much snow, and so many polar bears, that a couple of them broke into the office, and are currently asleep on the employee lounge. WORSE; they turned the TV on and have been blaring Reality TV Shows for 19 hours!

Big Chill across the Dominion of Canada today! In fact, its so cold, that people in Vancouver, Victoria, and Kamloops will wake up with a Long John Index of 1 today! It won't last, but STILL! When it's Cold in Vancouver, then you know winter is here! Vancouver also has a Polar Bear Alert! Good Job Vancouver!

Your Canada Wide Forecast for today

Vancouver - NA
Kamlooped - 1
Banff, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer, Fort McMurray NFLD, Medicine Hat, Saskatoon, Regina, Jaw of Moose - 3
Winnipeg, Thunder (Danger) Bay - 1
Giant Nickel, Windzor, Centre of the Universe (Toronto), Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Halifax, Truro, Fredericton, Charlottetown, St. John's - NA
Iqaluit - 1
Inuvik, Yellowknife, Whitehorse - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5